1 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:28,191 Hi. Welcome back. 2 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:36,274 I am so happy that you're joining me as we get ready to sleep. 3 00:00:36,324 --> 00:00:37,575 Sleep... 4 00:00:38,409 --> 00:00:40,340 Sleep. 5 00:00:52,298 --> 00:00:57,220 It's always nice to have a soft, clean blanket to put against your cheek. 6 00:00:58,429 --> 00:01:03,480 Oh, this one is so soft, just out of the dryer, 7 00:01:04,644 --> 00:01:08,356 and it smells like lavender. 8 00:01:10,441 --> 00:01:13,603 Are you feeling comfortable in your bed? 9 00:01:13,653 --> 00:01:17,186 Here. Why don't we fluff a pillow for you. 10 00:01:18,574 --> 00:01:20,526 You've got some... 11 00:01:20,576 --> 00:01:22,704 You've got a little hair in your face. 12 00:01:23,162 --> 00:01:25,748 Let me get that out of the way. 13 00:01:26,332 --> 00:01:27,583 There you go. 14 00:01:28,167 --> 00:01:29,167 There. 15 00:01:30,128 --> 00:01:31,128 That's better. 16 00:01:33,923 --> 00:01:37,135 Are you ready to go to sleep? 17 00:01:43,224 --> 00:01:44,967 - It's just like... - I know. 18 00:01:45,017 --> 00:01:48,346 Like red and green. It's like... 19 00:01:48,396 --> 00:01:50,306 I know. It's like Christmas. 20 00:01:50,356 --> 00:01:51,356 It's so tacky. 21 00:01:51,441 --> 00:01:52,584 You don't live there anymore. 22 00:01:52,608 --> 00:01:54,082 Yeah, but at least have some respect for the 23 00:01:54,106 --> 00:01:55,546 fucking, like, tradition of the building. 24 00:01:55,570 --> 00:01:57,772 I can't even imagine what they did to the inside. 25 00:01:57,822 --> 00:01:59,232 Yeah. 26 00:01:59,257 --> 00:02:01,054 You know, I bet they're the type of people 27 00:02:01,078 --> 00:02:03,183 that, like, buy everything new and it all looks 28 00:02:03,207 --> 00:02:04,499 mid-century modern and then they say 29 00:02:04,538 --> 00:02:07,257 they're these revolutionary fucking tastemakers. 30 00:02:07,619 --> 00:02:08,807 That's possible. 31 00:02:10,710 --> 00:02:13,671 I can't even bear to send a photo to my parents. 32 00:02:14,338 --> 00:02:16,048 Then don't. 33 00:02:16,257 --> 00:02:17,257 What? 34 00:02:18,009 --> 00:02:22,555 Then don't. Say you were too busy with reunion stuff to check it out. 35 00:02:34,776 --> 00:02:36,194 Okay. 36 00:02:37,590 --> 00:02:38,590 Mmm... 37 00:02:39,477 --> 00:02:40,770 What? 38 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,826 It looks different than the pictures. 39 00:02:45,878 --> 00:02:47,181 How so? 40 00:02:47,206 --> 00:02:49,449 It looks different from the pictures. 41 00:02:49,499 --> 00:02:51,238 Sadder. 42 00:02:52,043 --> 00:02:53,211 Do you hate it? 43 00:02:53,753 --> 00:02:54,580 No. No. 44 00:02:54,630 --> 00:02:56,743 It's just for the weekend, so it's... 45 00:02:57,256 --> 00:02:58,453 it's fine. 46 00:03:03,542 --> 00:03:05,335 Do you think he's home? 47 00:03:08,267 --> 00:03:10,019 It's freezing in here. 48 00:03:20,905 --> 00:03:23,357 It is so cold in here. 49 00:03:23,407 --> 00:03:25,618 What was I just saying? 50 00:03:25,643 --> 00:03:27,436 The AC is still in there. 51 00:03:28,287 --> 00:03:30,248 Why the fuck. 52 00:03:30,623 --> 00:03:33,209 - That's not working. - Yeah. Ugh. Hm... 53 00:03:35,169 --> 00:03:36,245 He should take it out. 54 00:03:36,295 --> 00:03:38,206 I mean, I could, I can probably do it myself. 55 00:03:38,256 --> 00:03:39,957 That's not your job. It's his. 56 00:03:40,007 --> 00:03:41,110 Whose? 57 00:03:41,135 --> 00:03:42,668 Our, like, host's. 58 00:03:42,718 --> 00:03:45,096 I don't mind. 59 00:03:45,721 --> 00:03:48,558 You know, I'm going to do it later. 60 00:03:49,392 --> 00:03:50,935 Dave texted. 61 00:03:51,102 --> 00:03:52,136 He wants to get drinks. 62 00:03:52,186 --> 00:03:54,146 He knows this good happy hour nearby. 63 00:03:54,182 --> 00:03:55,308 Oh, okay. 64 00:03:55,815 --> 00:03:56,849 That cool? 65 00:03:56,899 --> 00:03:58,943 Yeah. I'm just feeling gross from the drive. 66 00:03:58,968 --> 00:04:01,379 Okay. Well, take a shower. We've got time. 67 00:04:01,549 --> 00:04:02,792 - Yeah? - Yeah. 68 00:04:03,072 --> 00:04:04,072 Okay. 69 00:04:09,868 --> 00:04:12,453 These towels smell fucking weird. 70 00:04:24,218 --> 00:04:25,803 Sorry. 71 00:04:47,992 --> 00:04:49,610 Hey, man, what's up? 72 00:04:49,660 --> 00:04:51,445 - Hi. - Hey, I'm Ben. 73 00:04:51,495 --> 00:04:53,406 - Good to meet you. - Adam. 74 00:04:53,456 --> 00:04:56,809 I thought our, um, host's name was Lance? 75 00:04:56,834 --> 00:04:58,327 That's my room... 76 00:04:58,377 --> 00:04:59,495 Um, that was my roommate. 77 00:04:59,545 --> 00:05:02,164 He made the listing for me. 78 00:05:02,214 --> 00:05:04,625 Okay. Gotcha. 79 00:05:04,675 --> 00:05:07,795 So my girlfriend, Tessa, She's using the shower right now. 80 00:05:07,845 --> 00:05:09,013 Okay. 81 00:05:10,473 --> 00:05:11,473 See you. 82 00:05:11,766 --> 00:05:12,850 See ya. 83 00:05:22,485 --> 00:05:23,539 Hello? 84 00:05:23,564 --> 00:05:24,857 Hey, um, I'm coming in. 85 00:05:25,071 --> 00:05:27,156 - What, why? - Just let me in. 86 00:05:30,910 --> 00:05:33,537 So I just met Adam. 87 00:05:34,413 --> 00:05:35,615 I thought his name was Lance. 88 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:37,241 No, that was his roommate. 89 00:05:37,291 --> 00:05:38,784 - Did he say something about me? - No. 90 00:05:38,834 --> 00:05:40,419 But he's really fucking bizarre. 91 00:05:41,295 --> 00:05:43,506 - What happened? - He just... 92 00:05:43,923 --> 00:05:45,124 Just like nothing. 93 00:05:45,174 --> 00:05:46,793 - You're, like, trembling. - I'm not, like, trembling. 94 00:05:46,843 --> 00:05:48,003 I'm just like, what the fuck? 95 00:05:48,052 --> 00:05:49,321 - What did he say to you? - Nothing. 96 00:05:49,345 --> 00:05:51,566 He was just so awkward and unresponsive and, 97 00:05:51,590 --> 00:05:53,593 like, didn't ask me anything or tell me anything. 98 00:05:53,835 --> 00:05:55,676 Ask you anything about what? 99 00:05:55,726 --> 00:05:59,013 I don't know. Aren't hosts supposed to show you around? 100 00:05:59,063 --> 00:06:01,515 Show you around where? 101 00:06:01,565 --> 00:06:03,100 I don't know. 102 00:06:03,150 --> 00:06:05,478 He's not a concierge. He's just sharing space. 103 00:06:05,528 --> 00:06:07,530 Yeah, I know, but 104 00:06:09,072 --> 00:06:11,276 don't hosts usually want to, like, you know, 105 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:13,736 tell you about local spots or ask us if we got here okay? 106 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:15,988 Well, we obviously got here okay. 107 00:06:16,038 --> 00:06:19,250 And you're, like, from here, so... 108 00:06:21,900 --> 00:06:24,069 I don't know. 109 00:06:24,588 --> 00:06:26,040 Maybe he's just introverted. 110 00:06:26,090 --> 00:06:30,344 He seems really introverted. 111 00:06:32,221 --> 00:06:34,724 Maybe I should ask him to be in one of my videos. 112 00:06:34,974 --> 00:06:37,094 You do not want this guy to be in one of your videos. 113 00:06:37,310 --> 00:06:38,579 What, why? Is he hideous? 114 00:06:38,661 --> 00:06:44,455 No. Just, you know when being socially awkward becomes a physical feature? 115 00:06:44,650 --> 00:06:47,278 That's what happened to this guy. 116 00:07:33,574 --> 00:07:36,827 Wait, wait. 117 00:07:38,139 --> 00:07:40,599 Three, two, one... 118 00:08:16,742 --> 00:08:19,745 Tessa and Ben laughing. 119 00:08:28,087 --> 00:08:30,581 I like when you look at me like that. 120 00:08:30,631 --> 00:08:32,341 Like what? 121 00:08:33,988 --> 00:08:38,493 Like you're remembering a good dream. 122 00:08:49,733 --> 00:08:50,893 Sorry, you scared me. 123 00:08:50,943 --> 00:08:51,943 Hey man. 124 00:08:52,027 --> 00:08:54,155 Hi. Morning. I'm Tessa. 125 00:08:54,530 --> 00:08:56,190 Hi. 126 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,009 We got breakfast from that place around the corner. 127 00:08:58,033 --> 00:08:59,402 It's...it's really good. 128 00:08:59,452 --> 00:09:01,662 Have you been there? 129 00:09:03,873 --> 00:09:06,242 We didn't know if we can make coffee. 130 00:09:06,292 --> 00:09:09,453 - Yeah. Yeah, you can. - Cool. 131 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:10,633 Thank you. 132 00:09:13,757 --> 00:09:15,926 How long have you lived in this apartment for? 133 00:09:18,762 --> 00:09:20,631 A few years. 134 00:09:20,681 --> 00:09:23,926 Since I graduated from college. 135 00:09:23,976 --> 00:09:26,937 Oh. What do you do? 136 00:09:27,479 --> 00:09:32,693 I, um, I edit videos for this sports company here. 137 00:09:33,194 --> 00:09:35,779 Like highlight reels, promos. 138 00:09:36,530 --> 00:09:37,698 That's cool. 139 00:09:38,741 --> 00:09:40,985 I actually work in video, too. 140 00:09:41,035 --> 00:09:45,456 I mostly do sound design, but sometimes I make YouTube videos. 141 00:09:46,624 --> 00:09:49,710 Oh, what... What kind of videos? 142 00:09:50,086 --> 00:09:52,581 ASMR videos. 143 00:09:53,090 --> 00:09:54,540 Um, they're really cool. 144 00:09:54,590 --> 00:09:57,051 They're these videos where you're taking 145 00:09:57,676 --> 00:10:00,588 you know, little sounds or experiences that are relaxing. 146 00:10:00,638 --> 00:10:03,475 But then when you put them all together, it all becomes 147 00:10:03,500 --> 00:10:06,533 amplified and it creates this really soothing effect. Like, um... 148 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:12,668 you know, you get chills, but, like, relaxing ones. 149 00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:16,570 Like, if someone plays with my hair, I get tingles. 150 00:10:17,738 --> 00:10:18,738 Does that...? 151 00:10:18,864 --> 00:10:21,525 Who watches your videos? 152 00:10:21,575 --> 00:10:24,236 Um, lots of different people. 153 00:10:24,286 --> 00:10:25,321 People with insomnia. 154 00:10:25,371 --> 00:10:28,199 Sometimes people will listen to it for background noise. 155 00:10:28,249 --> 00:10:29,491 Yeah. I mean, it's. It sounds. 156 00:10:29,541 --> 00:10:33,754 It sounds weird, but people get really addicted to it and very into it. 157 00:10:35,170 --> 00:10:36,815 That's actually how Ben and I met. 158 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,585 He was doing research for an article about ASMR. 159 00:10:39,635 --> 00:10:41,887 - Yeah. - And... 160 00:10:44,098 --> 00:10:47,760 I was wondering if I could make one here, actually? 161 00:10:47,810 --> 00:10:50,554 It gets such beautiful light here during the day. 162 00:10:50,604 --> 00:10:52,014 Yeah. Yeah, you can. 163 00:10:52,064 --> 00:10:55,351 Oh, thanks. I promise not to get in the way too much. 164 00:10:55,401 --> 00:10:56,986 Okay. 165 00:11:06,412 --> 00:11:08,782 Oh, do you want to sit with us? You should sit with us. 166 00:11:08,832 --> 00:11:10,183 Or, you know what? We're finishing up. 167 00:11:10,207 --> 00:11:11,909 If you want to be by yourself, that's fine. 168 00:11:11,959 --> 00:11:14,545 I need to get back to editing. 169 00:11:15,045 --> 00:11:17,464 Okay. Okay. 170 00:11:18,382 --> 00:11:19,416 Actually. Hey, man. 171 00:11:19,466 --> 00:11:22,052 Yeah, we just had a little question. 172 00:11:22,970 --> 00:11:24,122 Yeah. 173 00:11:24,147 --> 00:11:28,183 Yeah, so we noticed that the, uh, the AC was still in there? 174 00:11:29,935 --> 00:11:31,136 It's not a big deal. 175 00:11:31,186 --> 00:11:34,189 I think it's just a little broken so a bunch of cold air is coming in. 176 00:11:34,214 --> 00:11:38,527 Oh, um, it actually gets really hot in that room 177 00:11:39,028 --> 00:11:41,939 without it, because the heat is sort of weird. 178 00:11:41,989 --> 00:11:43,044 I can't control it. 179 00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:46,160 It's a really old building, so it's better to just keep it in. 180 00:11:46,368 --> 00:11:48,654 That's what Lance always did. 181 00:11:48,704 --> 00:11:54,418 Okay, so should we talk to Lance or...? 182 00:11:54,585 --> 00:11:58,956 No. He's with his family right now. His mom is, like, really sick. 183 00:11:59,013 --> 00:12:00,150 So he had to move away. 184 00:12:00,175 --> 00:12:02,126 But, like, he said he'll be back. 185 00:12:02,176 --> 00:12:05,304 No. I don't want to, like, bother him with anything. 186 00:12:05,512 --> 00:12:06,512 Um, okay. 187 00:12:06,555 --> 00:12:07,965 It's just, it's very cold in there. 188 00:12:08,015 --> 00:12:09,842 And it said on the listing that... 189 00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:11,510 Lance made that. It's not my apartment. 190 00:12:11,560 --> 00:12:14,013 It belonged to his aunt. He just, you know, lets me live here. 191 00:12:14,063 --> 00:12:16,982 Okay, so you're here now, right? 192 00:12:18,233 --> 00:12:19,233 Yeah. 193 00:12:19,610 --> 00:12:22,696 Okay. So I believe you that it gets warm, 194 00:12:23,364 --> 00:12:24,773 but Tessa gets cold very easily. 195 00:12:24,823 --> 00:12:30,704 And I think we would just prefer it if, you know, we could get the AC out. 196 00:12:31,820 --> 00:12:34,156 - Oh. - Yeah. 197 00:12:36,293 --> 00:12:38,746 Okay. 198 00:12:38,796 --> 00:12:42,458 I need to finish up some... some work. 199 00:12:42,508 --> 00:12:43,860 I'm on, like, a deadline right now. 200 00:12:43,884 --> 00:12:45,210 Yes, yes. Later, whenever. 201 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:50,215 We're going to be out for most of the day. So, by tonight? 202 00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:52,009 Okay. Sure. Yeah. 203 00:12:52,059 --> 00:12:53,102 Okay, yeah. 204 00:12:53,268 --> 00:12:54,686 Thank you. 205 00:12:59,191 --> 00:13:01,777 I told you he was bizarre, right? 206 00:13:02,236 --> 00:13:04,563 Why did you press? 207 00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:06,565 Because it's freezing in there. 208 00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:08,275 But that was so awkward. 209 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:09,636 Yeah, because he's an awkward guy. 210 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,215 Sometimes you have to push through these things 211 00:13:11,239 --> 00:13:13,155 so you don't fucking die of hypothermia. 212 00:13:13,205 --> 00:13:15,541 Do you think he's actually going to do it? 213 00:13:15,999 --> 00:13:18,490 Or do you think it's going to be one of those things where, like, every 214 00:13:18,515 --> 00:13:21,747 interaction begins and ends with, like, "Oh shit, my bad, I'm sorry." 215 00:13:21,797 --> 00:13:23,173 "I'll get to it." 216 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:25,040 I hate that kind of thing. 217 00:13:27,219 --> 00:13:29,922 Who are you texting? 218 00:13:31,148 --> 00:13:32,333 Who are you texting? 219 00:13:32,391 --> 00:13:35,969 Oh, nothing. No one. It's just It's just is this group chat for the reunion. 220 00:13:36,019 --> 00:13:39,681 They want to have a little dinner tonight. 221 00:13:39,731 --> 00:13:42,276 Some time away from the spouses? 222 00:13:43,610 --> 00:13:45,195 The spouses? 223 00:13:46,155 --> 00:13:47,155 Yeah. 224 00:13:47,406 --> 00:13:48,907 Well, you're not my spouse. 225 00:13:50,784 --> 00:13:52,244 You know what I mean. 226 00:13:52,536 --> 00:13:55,664 Yeah, but, you know, you're not my spouse. 227 00:13:56,582 --> 00:13:57,866 I'm aware. 228 00:13:57,916 --> 00:14:00,327 It's just, like, an expression. 229 00:14:00,377 --> 00:14:03,005 Yeah, no, no, I get it. 230 00:14:05,048 --> 00:14:06,467 Is that cool? 231 00:14:06,884 --> 00:14:08,552 That you're not my spouse. 232 00:14:08,677 --> 00:14:10,220 No. The dinner? 233 00:14:10,971 --> 00:14:12,931 Yeah, for sure. 234 00:14:13,015 --> 00:14:14,683 I'll wander. 235 00:14:30,949 --> 00:14:32,860 Do you need help? 236 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:34,244 Um... 237 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,932 All right. 238 00:14:38,957 --> 00:14:41,160 Ready? Just... 239 00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:42,586 Fuck. 240 00:14:43,462 --> 00:14:45,255 - I'm going to get the window. - Okay. 241 00:14:47,716 --> 00:14:49,468 Okay. 242 00:14:53,055 --> 00:14:55,098 God damn, this thing is heavy. 243 00:14:56,016 --> 00:14:57,809 Fuck! 244 00:15:01,271 --> 00:15:03,524 Ah... ah... 245 00:15:04,274 --> 00:15:06,025 Oh, my God! What happened? 246 00:15:07,586 --> 00:15:08,605 That's... that's from the AC? 247 00:15:08,629 --> 00:15:10,831 - Yeah. - Oh, it looks deep. 248 00:15:10,881 --> 00:15:13,167 - It just stings? - Do you have a band-aid? 249 00:15:13,217 --> 00:15:14,460 - Yeah, in the bathroom. - Okay. 250 00:15:14,510 --> 00:15:15,510 No, I can get them. 251 00:15:15,552 --> 00:15:18,013 - Are you sure? Oh, okay - Yeah. 252 00:15:19,358 --> 00:15:22,765 Okay, so... I'll take this out? 253 00:15:23,310 --> 00:15:24,978 Yeah, okay. 254 00:15:28,524 --> 00:15:32,061 Um, we should... 255 00:15:32,111 --> 00:15:35,322 We should disinfect that. 256 00:15:48,546 --> 00:15:50,923 What a mess. 257 00:17:06,205 --> 00:17:08,457 - Hey. - Hey. 258 00:17:08,790 --> 00:17:10,125 Is your hand okay? 259 00:17:10,751 --> 00:17:12,211 Yeah, it's fine. 260 00:17:13,270 --> 00:17:15,231 Good. Sorry if I kind of freaked out. 261 00:17:15,255 --> 00:17:17,424 I'm not very good with blood. 262 00:17:18,717 --> 00:17:19,717 It's okay. 263 00:17:20,719 --> 00:17:23,380 Oh, I have to show you something. 264 00:17:24,109 --> 00:17:25,152 Here. 265 00:17:29,978 --> 00:17:31,221 That way... 266 00:17:31,271 --> 00:17:33,931 Well, first I was like, each person gets a shelf, 267 00:17:33,955 --> 00:17:36,503 but there they're different levels, you know? 268 00:17:36,527 --> 00:17:38,904 And that way you can put taller stuff in too. 269 00:17:41,281 --> 00:17:43,075 Yeah. This works. 270 00:17:54,358 --> 00:17:56,401 Now it kind of just looks like I'm an alcoholic. 271 00:17:58,549 --> 00:18:00,926 My parents are alcoholics. 272 00:18:01,593 --> 00:18:03,679 Their fridge doesn't look like that. 273 00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,981 Where's, um... 274 00:18:14,231 --> 00:18:17,693 Ben? He's out with some friends from high school. 275 00:18:17,985 --> 00:18:20,612 That's why we're here for his high school reunion. 276 00:18:21,231 --> 00:18:23,115 Oh, uh, where did he go? 277 00:18:24,157 --> 00:18:27,356 Central? You probably know tons of kids from there. 278 00:18:27,953 --> 00:18:29,663 I know a few. 279 00:18:37,344 --> 00:18:39,721 Are Ben and I your first guests? 280 00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:41,723 How did you know? 281 00:18:43,103 --> 00:18:45,722 Well, uh... the guest book is empty. 282 00:18:45,747 --> 00:18:46,998 So... 283 00:18:48,307 --> 00:18:49,308 Oh. 284 00:18:50,801 --> 00:18:52,386 Yeah. 285 00:18:56,390 --> 00:18:58,684 It's sad about your roommate's mom. 286 00:19:00,461 --> 00:19:01,461 Yeah. 287 00:19:02,484 --> 00:19:03,484 Yeah. 288 00:19:04,588 --> 00:19:06,256 Lance was, like, 289 00:19:06,783 --> 00:19:07,784 the best. 290 00:19:09,078 --> 00:19:10,579 We used to 291 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:12,860 do everything together, 292 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:18,812 but he said that I should do this to meet more people. 293 00:19:18,837 --> 00:19:20,673 And that way 294 00:19:21,548 --> 00:19:24,306 he said, that way if someone sucks, you uh, 295 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,767 you don't even have to kick them out. 296 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:29,712 You know, they'll leave and you'll have the whole place to yourself again. 297 00:19:30,474 --> 00:19:33,310 I thought that was pretty smart. 298 00:19:36,104 --> 00:19:38,023 I hope we don't suck. 299 00:19:39,858 --> 00:19:40,858 Well, 300 00:19:42,110 --> 00:19:44,613 I don't know yet. 301 00:19:47,074 --> 00:19:49,326 I guess that's true. 302 00:19:55,874 --> 00:19:57,793 I probably should go to dinner soon. 303 00:20:01,505 --> 00:20:03,332 But it was nice talking with you. 304 00:20:03,545 --> 00:20:05,171 Yeah, for sure. 305 00:20:06,551 --> 00:20:07,586 Have a good night. 306 00:20:07,636 --> 00:20:08,762 Yeah. See you. 307 00:20:36,456 --> 00:20:39,459 Fuck, we should've picked up stuff from the corner store. Shit. 308 00:20:41,685 --> 00:20:46,606 Yeah, she got this fancy tasting menu at some wine bar and they're, uh, 309 00:20:47,718 --> 00:20:49,711 very slow, she says. 310 00:20:49,761 --> 00:20:52,547 Who the fuck gets pre-fee in Philly? 311 00:20:52,597 --> 00:20:53,924 Prix fixe, Lizzy. 312 00:20:53,974 --> 00:20:55,851 "Prix fixe, Lizzy." 313 00:20:57,436 --> 00:21:00,722 - Whoa. Oh, my God. - What? 314 00:21:00,772 --> 00:21:02,599 Oh my God. 315 00:21:02,649 --> 00:21:04,544 I told you we were staying with a fucking psycho. 316 00:21:04,568 --> 00:21:06,820 That's insane. At least there's beer. 317 00:21:08,071 --> 00:21:11,032 Oh my God. I'm, like, nervous for tomorrow. 318 00:21:12,117 --> 00:21:15,454 Do you think Tessa is gonna make me, like, a celebrity? 319 00:21:15,620 --> 00:21:18,073 - I mean... - Cheers. 320 00:21:18,123 --> 00:21:19,613 She's not actually famous or anything. 321 00:21:19,637 --> 00:21:21,310 She just, She just has, like, a lot of followers. 322 00:21:21,334 --> 00:21:23,037 - What's the difference? - I don't know. 323 00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:24,814 That people don't necessarily want to be her. 324 00:21:24,838 --> 00:21:26,882 They just like her. 325 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:30,001 Did I tell you I saw my old house? 326 00:21:30,051 --> 00:21:31,336 On Chestnut? 327 00:21:31,386 --> 00:21:33,088 Yeah. They closed the deal, like, days ago. 328 00:21:33,138 --> 00:21:34,965 That's why we had to find this fucking place. 329 00:21:35,015 --> 00:21:36,174 Do you know who bought it? 330 00:21:36,224 --> 00:21:37,968 No, but they already started painting it. 331 00:21:38,018 --> 00:21:39,177 Oh my God. They move fast. 332 00:21:39,227 --> 00:21:41,012 Yeah, it's fucking red and green now. 333 00:21:41,062 --> 00:21:42,514 It is like Christmas. 334 00:21:42,564 --> 00:21:43,564 Lame. 335 00:21:43,976 --> 00:21:45,584 It's just not very respectful, you know? 336 00:21:45,609 --> 00:21:48,073 I mean, my parents put so much fucking work and money into that place 337 00:21:48,097 --> 00:21:50,522 and they should at least fucking respect the building. 338 00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:53,066 Maybe they just like those colors. 339 00:21:53,116 --> 00:21:54,484 Yeah, but that's the problem. 340 00:21:54,534 --> 00:21:56,220 That the people who chose those colors are now living there. 341 00:21:56,244 --> 00:21:58,097 Okay, maybe you shouldn't care anymore, because, 342 00:21:58,121 --> 00:21:59,974 like, you don't even live here anymore, you know? 343 00:21:59,998 --> 00:22:02,196 Yeah. Maybe. 344 00:22:03,635 --> 00:22:05,721 You're drunker than I thought. 345 00:22:05,746 --> 00:22:08,124 I'm shwasted, baby. 346 00:22:10,550 --> 00:22:12,127 So, uh... 347 00:22:12,177 --> 00:22:14,971 what are you, like, this total slut now? 348 00:22:15,555 --> 00:22:16,590 Excuse me? 349 00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,492 I mean, I'm using slut in, like, that, that 350 00:22:18,516 --> 00:22:20,811 empowered way. That, like, that feminist, you know, 351 00:22:21,144 --> 00:22:22,596 "I'm a slut" kind of way. 352 00:22:22,646 --> 00:22:23,972 Why do you care? 353 00:22:24,022 --> 00:22:25,666 I dunno. I'm just curious. I want to be involved. 354 00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:26,690 Oh, like join in? 355 00:22:26,733 --> 00:22:29,970 Mm. No, gross. No. 356 00:22:30,070 --> 00:22:31,070 I'm kidding. 357 00:22:32,447 --> 00:22:34,024 So what's your status? 358 00:22:34,074 --> 00:22:36,777 - Where are you on the spectrum of... - Sluttiness? 359 00:22:36,827 --> 00:22:37,827 Yeah. 360 00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:39,568 Pretty far leaning. 361 00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:42,457 Have you slept with anyone from Central? 362 00:22:44,659 --> 00:22:46,361 Oh, come on. 363 00:22:46,386 --> 00:22:47,804 What? Come on. 364 00:22:48,869 --> 00:22:50,121 Oh, God. 365 00:22:51,049 --> 00:22:52,460 You can't judge me. Okay? 366 00:22:52,510 --> 00:22:55,374 I was kind of joking... who? 367 00:22:55,929 --> 00:22:57,556 Dale. 368 00:22:59,808 --> 00:23:02,135 - Dale Mullins. - Yeah! 369 00:23:02,185 --> 00:23:04,846 The guy who always had his fucking butt crack out? 370 00:23:04,896 --> 00:23:08,333 Stop! He got a lot better since going to Penn State. 371 00:23:08,358 --> 00:23:09,476 He's like a man now. 372 00:23:09,526 --> 00:23:11,449 I don't know. I ran into him at this bar in 373 00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,396 Center City and he started buying me drinks. 374 00:23:13,446 --> 00:23:15,273 And he was being so nice. 375 00:23:15,323 --> 00:23:17,859 He was like, "You haven't changed at all since high school." 376 00:23:17,909 --> 00:23:19,653 "You're still so pretty and so nice." 377 00:23:19,703 --> 00:23:24,845 Oh my God. He said, "I saw you in the fall musical..." 378 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,952 - "every year." - No fucking way. 379 00:23:27,002 --> 00:23:29,296 Yes. He was like, "I saw you in the fall musical." 380 00:23:29,421 --> 00:23:31,616 "And I was always like," "I wish I'd come up 381 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,834 to you after and told you how great you were." 382 00:23:33,884 --> 00:23:36,086 What? So he's been...he's been pining for you? 383 00:23:36,136 --> 00:23:37,196 Stop trying to make it weird. 384 00:23:37,220 --> 00:23:38,573 - Oh, he is fucking weird. - No, he's not. 385 00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:40,298 He just remembered me fondly. 386 00:23:40,348 --> 00:23:42,425 Oh my God, you love this. 387 00:23:42,475 --> 00:23:45,089 Whatever. So many girls pined after you in high school, Ben, 388 00:23:45,113 --> 00:23:47,981 if you weren't with Tessa, they would be all over you at this reunion. 389 00:23:48,815 --> 00:23:49,815 Like who? 390 00:23:50,738 --> 00:23:52,948 Like Joanna Lange. 391 00:23:53,737 --> 00:23:56,489 She was in love with you. 392 00:23:58,628 --> 00:23:59,655 She was. 393 00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:00,960 That's not much of a compliment. 394 00:24:01,328 --> 00:24:03,572 I mean, she she literally ate crayons. 395 00:24:03,622 --> 00:24:05,365 Okay. That happened one time. 396 00:24:05,415 --> 00:24:06,821 And it wasn't a crayon, it was an oil pastel! 397 00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:07,851 Oil pastel. 398 00:24:07,876 --> 00:24:10,121 - And it was just a nibble. - Just a nibble. Just a little nibble. 399 00:24:10,171 --> 00:24:12,273 I mean, aren't you curious what an oil pastel tastes like? 400 00:24:12,297 --> 00:24:14,215 Yeah. You know what, I can't say that I am. 401 00:24:16,534 --> 00:24:17,586 - Hi! - Hey. 402 00:24:17,636 --> 00:24:18,636 Hi? 403 00:24:19,071 --> 00:24:20,071 I'm Lizzy. 404 00:24:20,096 --> 00:24:21,631 - Hi. Tessa. - Oh my God. 405 00:24:21,681 --> 00:24:23,174 - It's... - Nice to meet you. Yeah. 406 00:24:23,224 --> 00:24:24,801 So good to meet you in person. 407 00:24:24,851 --> 00:24:25,851 Get in here. 408 00:24:26,519 --> 00:24:27,839 I'm really excited about tomorrow. 409 00:24:28,188 --> 00:24:30,557 Yeah. Yeah. Thanks for doing it. 410 00:24:30,607 --> 00:24:31,918 It won't take too long, I promise. 411 00:24:31,942 --> 00:24:33,318 Oh, no, I'm like, here for it. 412 00:24:33,944 --> 00:24:34,945 Cool. 413 00:24:36,207 --> 00:24:37,231 - Hi. - Hey. 414 00:24:37,281 --> 00:24:39,733 - How was dinner? - It was so good. 415 00:24:39,783 --> 00:24:41,401 - Yeah, it was a good time. - Yeah? 416 00:24:41,451 --> 00:24:42,986 And the party continues. 417 00:24:43,036 --> 00:24:44,905 You want to sit down and grab a beer? 418 00:24:44,955 --> 00:24:46,957 Yeah, I'll grab a beer that I bought. 419 00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:50,994 Oh! Oh my God. 420 00:24:51,044 --> 00:24:53,038 You saw this, right? So insane. 421 00:24:53,063 --> 00:24:55,441 You might want to keep your voice down about it. 422 00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:57,208 I think he's still home. 423 00:24:57,258 --> 00:24:58,760 Oh, yeah, for sure. 424 00:25:03,348 --> 00:25:05,216 So, you guys were in the same class? 425 00:25:05,266 --> 00:25:06,426 Oh, yeah. 426 00:25:06,476 --> 00:25:07,476 Class of... 427 00:25:07,936 --> 00:25:10,146 2! 0! 1! 3! 428 00:25:10,605 --> 00:25:15,485 Yeah, I haven't seen you do that in five years. 429 00:25:16,027 --> 00:25:17,278 So dumb. 430 00:25:22,575 --> 00:25:25,320 So, uh, what do you do? 431 00:25:25,370 --> 00:25:30,041 Oh, I do market research at this ad agency in Center City. 432 00:25:30,583 --> 00:25:33,536 We do, like, most of the marketing for the medical schools in the city. 433 00:25:33,586 --> 00:25:34,746 Oh, that's cool. 434 00:25:34,796 --> 00:25:37,340 It sounds like it keeps you really busy. 435 00:25:37,791 --> 00:25:40,235 Yeah. Isn't it weird how people say that about jobs? 436 00:25:40,260 --> 00:25:44,597 You know what I mean? Like, isn't that the point of some, like, shitty corporate job? 437 00:25:47,350 --> 00:25:49,511 So, I mean, do you like working there? 438 00:25:49,561 --> 00:25:51,513 Oh, it's whatever. 439 00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:54,140 I'm actually thinking about applying to jobs in New York City. 440 00:25:54,190 --> 00:25:56,309 No shit. That would be awesome. 441 00:25:56,359 --> 00:25:58,144 Yeah, I'm just, like, so sick of Philly. 442 00:25:58,194 --> 00:25:59,771 Yeah. No, it's. I mean, it's too small. 443 00:25:59,821 --> 00:26:02,274 So small. I see people from high school everywhere. 444 00:26:02,324 --> 00:26:03,692 It's insane. 445 00:26:03,742 --> 00:26:05,857 I just want to be somewhere where people are like 446 00:26:05,881 --> 00:26:09,097 "Ew, who the fuck are you?" You know? 447 00:26:09,122 --> 00:26:11,040 Really? You do? 448 00:26:12,917 --> 00:26:16,675 Lizzy was just telling me that she slept with this guy. 449 00:26:16,700 --> 00:26:17,748 - Dale Mullins. - Shut up! 450 00:26:17,798 --> 00:26:19,924 Who was an absolute weirdo in high school. 451 00:26:20,008 --> 00:26:21,176 He's not that weird. 452 00:26:21,468 --> 00:26:23,253 How did you guys even get to that point? 453 00:26:23,303 --> 00:26:25,380 Me and Dailey boy? 454 00:26:25,430 --> 00:26:27,465 Oh, God, I don't even know. 455 00:26:27,515 --> 00:26:29,809 We were both at the same bar, and I was wasted. 456 00:26:30,185 --> 00:26:31,594 You know how it goes. 457 00:26:31,644 --> 00:26:32,644 Yeah. 458 00:26:33,438 --> 00:26:35,306 I'll introduce you to him tomorrow. 459 00:26:35,356 --> 00:26:36,608 Okay. Cool. 460 00:26:37,067 --> 00:26:38,485 Are you excited for it? 461 00:26:38,902 --> 00:26:39,903 The reunion? 462 00:26:42,155 --> 00:26:44,190 I think I'm curious more than anything else. 463 00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:48,161 It feels like people from your high school have strong opinions about each other. 464 00:26:49,245 --> 00:26:51,081 What does that mean? 465 00:26:55,335 --> 00:26:57,947 I guess I just don't feel as emotionally invested 466 00:26:57,971 --> 00:27:00,582 in the people that I went to high school with as you guys do. 467 00:27:00,843 --> 00:27:04,037 Like, last night at drinks they spent most of the time talking about all these 468 00:27:04,061 --> 00:27:05,747 classmates they hadn't seen in years, you know 469 00:27:05,771 --> 00:27:07,797 like, gossiping and everything, you know? 470 00:27:08,229 --> 00:27:10,982 I mean, I hardly ever meet up with people or, 471 00:27:11,467 --> 00:27:13,427 you know, check in on them or go to reunions. 472 00:27:14,270 --> 00:27:16,556 I don't even think my school has reunions. 473 00:27:16,606 --> 00:27:18,775 Tessa is very unsentimental about her youth. 474 00:27:19,818 --> 00:27:21,486 No, it's not that. 475 00:27:21,694 --> 00:27:24,248 You know, I look back at things and reflect, 476 00:27:24,272 --> 00:27:26,825 and then other things feel more forgettable. But... 477 00:27:28,243 --> 00:27:29,243 I don't know. 478 00:27:29,994 --> 00:27:32,422 The idea of caring about people I was more 479 00:27:32,446 --> 00:27:35,659 attached to back then feels, I don't know... Weird. 480 00:27:35,709 --> 00:27:38,061 It makes me, like, physically uncomfortable. 481 00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:40,163 Like the people you dated? 482 00:27:40,213 --> 00:27:42,715 Like anybody. 483 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:43,824 Why? 484 00:27:44,843 --> 00:27:46,795 Because you're, like, better than them? 485 00:27:46,845 --> 00:27:48,713 No, no. 486 00:27:48,763 --> 00:27:50,173 She probably thinks it's immature. 487 00:27:50,223 --> 00:27:54,323 No. I just, you know, 488 00:27:55,186 --> 00:27:59,732 don't put that much weight on that time in my life because I grew up. 489 00:28:02,777 --> 00:28:05,530 Maybe I do think it's a little immature. 490 00:28:08,241 --> 00:28:10,121 But I am very immature about other things, so... 491 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:12,674 Yeah, you really are. 492 00:28:14,873 --> 00:28:16,040 No, I think 493 00:28:16,583 --> 00:28:19,364 Tessa's mainly bitter because 494 00:28:19,389 --> 00:28:23,106 she thought she was really ugly in high school and no one paid attention to her. 495 00:28:23,131 --> 00:28:24,441 What? But you're, like, so pretty. 496 00:28:24,465 --> 00:28:25,875 You don't have to say that. 497 00:28:25,925 --> 00:28:29,637 Oh, and she was in high school too, but she doesn't think so. 498 00:28:30,013 --> 00:28:31,668 Oh, that's sad. 499 00:28:33,174 --> 00:28:35,546 It wasn't that I thought I was ugly. 500 00:28:35,571 --> 00:28:39,397 People made fun of me. Like, they were mean to me. 501 00:28:40,064 --> 00:28:41,182 Yeah, that one guy. 502 00:28:41,232 --> 00:28:43,443 A guy was mean to you? 503 00:28:43,818 --> 00:28:46,730 Yeah, this one guy in my class would, I don't know... 504 00:28:47,295 --> 00:28:49,380 always make comments about my appearance. 505 00:28:49,407 --> 00:28:50,942 Yeah, he was... He was an asshole. 506 00:28:50,992 --> 00:28:52,577 What would he say? 507 00:28:54,550 --> 00:28:56,581 He just seemed to have tunnel vision to the 508 00:28:56,606 --> 00:28:59,253 less flattering aspects of the way I looked. 509 00:29:00,168 --> 00:29:03,004 Honestly, he probably had a crush on you. 510 00:29:03,713 --> 00:29:05,941 I mean, that's the stereotypical response, though, isn't it? 511 00:29:05,965 --> 00:29:07,375 Yeah, but it's true. 512 00:29:07,425 --> 00:29:10,165 I mean, I was such a bitch to you in high school, wasn't I? 513 00:29:10,190 --> 00:29:11,193 Yes, yeah. 514 00:29:11,218 --> 00:29:13,047 Yes. Definitely I was ruthless. 515 00:29:13,097 --> 00:29:15,633 Do you remember when I was on Accutane? 516 00:29:15,683 --> 00:29:17,427 I mean, you were so mean to me. 517 00:29:17,477 --> 00:29:18,579 I used to literally go home. 518 00:29:18,603 --> 00:29:21,248 I would punch a wall and I'd be like, God, Lizzie was such a bitch today. 519 00:29:21,272 --> 00:29:22,583 Yeah! Because I had a crush on you. 520 00:29:22,607 --> 00:29:23,975 - Oh my God. Come on. - Duh! 521 00:29:24,025 --> 00:29:25,393 - Shut up! - Obviously! I did. 522 00:29:25,443 --> 00:29:27,228 Oh my God. You were so cute. 523 00:29:27,278 --> 00:29:30,343 I was like, even when your face was all red and peely, 524 00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:33,234 I wanted to take it and just make out with you. You were adorable. 525 00:29:33,284 --> 00:29:35,912 I was...I was hideous, dude. 526 00:29:36,913 --> 00:29:39,157 I saw pictures of him from that time. 527 00:29:39,207 --> 00:29:41,346 You were stilll very cute. 528 00:29:45,171 --> 00:29:47,874 So what would you say to that guy if you saw him again? 529 00:29:48,307 --> 00:29:50,059 - What guy? - The guy who bullied you. 530 00:29:50,843 --> 00:29:53,004 I have seen him again. Multiple times. 531 00:29:53,054 --> 00:29:54,722 Really? What did you say? 532 00:29:54,889 --> 00:29:57,175 - Nothing. I ignored him. - What? 533 00:29:57,225 --> 00:29:58,718 You weren't like, "Look at me now." 534 00:29:58,768 --> 00:30:00,595 "I'm this big YouTube star..." 535 00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:03,176 "and I make a ton of money and fuck you." 536 00:30:04,695 --> 00:30:08,323 I mean, he's, like, a big movie producer now. 537 00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:11,142 I don't think he gives a shit about my videos, and, um, 538 00:30:11,614 --> 00:30:14,367 I don't make that much money, so. 539 00:30:15,170 --> 00:30:17,797 Tessa's too enlightened to engage with that. 540 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:20,531 Yeah, sure. 541 00:30:20,581 --> 00:30:23,167 Because you're very mature, Tessa. 542 00:30:23,418 --> 00:30:24,535 It's true. You are. 543 00:30:24,585 --> 00:30:26,454 You are. You're very immature. 544 00:30:26,504 --> 00:30:29,674 God, we're so immature. 545 00:30:30,216 --> 00:30:32,210 Oh my God. At dinner tonight? 546 00:30:32,260 --> 00:30:35,179 I can't even talk about it. 547 00:30:35,388 --> 00:30:37,390 That was... 548 00:30:37,598 --> 00:30:39,467 No! Then you... 549 00:30:39,517 --> 00:30:42,020 You went, like, under... 550 00:30:45,347 --> 00:30:47,933 Oh my God. Phew... 551 00:31:00,872 --> 00:31:03,291 What are you doing? 552 00:31:04,545 --> 00:31:06,338 It's so hot in here. 553 00:31:51,773 --> 00:31:52,773 Morning. 554 00:31:52,815 --> 00:31:54,475 Shit. I'm sorry about that. 555 00:31:54,525 --> 00:31:55,894 That's our bad. Seriously, we can... 556 00:31:55,944 --> 00:31:58,488 We can clean that up. 557 00:32:04,128 --> 00:32:05,296 What are you doing? 558 00:32:06,162 --> 00:32:08,331 Tearing these apart. 559 00:32:09,084 --> 00:32:10,084 Why? 560 00:32:10,867 --> 00:32:14,375 Because that way when this shit reaches the ocean, you know, 561 00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,907 like a sea turtle won't get stuck in it and choke or whatever. 562 00:32:18,466 --> 00:32:22,362 I mean, instead, they'll, they'll, like, eat it and and they'll 563 00:32:22,386 --> 00:32:26,724 choke on it, but, like, in a different way where it's not our fault. 564 00:32:31,145 --> 00:32:32,145 Got it. 565 00:32:36,567 --> 00:32:40,154 Hey. We left a mess out here. 566 00:32:40,446 --> 00:32:41,446 You did. 567 00:32:42,651 --> 00:32:43,651 What? 568 00:32:44,367 --> 00:32:46,411 You did. I had one beer. 569 00:32:47,458 --> 00:32:50,420 Okay, so you contributed one beer to the mess. 570 00:32:51,500 --> 00:32:53,793 I got you breakfast and a coffee. An iced one. 571 00:32:53,876 --> 00:32:57,714 Even though I still think that's legitimately crazy of you. 572 00:32:58,715 --> 00:33:00,375 I need drink some water first. 573 00:33:00,425 --> 00:33:01,551 Yeah, sure. 574 00:33:05,196 --> 00:33:07,782 How are you hungover when I'm not? 575 00:33:07,807 --> 00:33:10,768 I'm not. I'm just thirsty. 576 00:33:11,394 --> 00:33:13,021 Hey, what's up? 577 00:33:13,928 --> 00:33:15,130 Tessa? 578 00:33:16,024 --> 00:33:17,024 Hello? 579 00:33:18,609 --> 00:33:19,894 I just woke up. 580 00:33:19,944 --> 00:33:22,313 I'm fucking thirsty. I just need a sec, okay? 581 00:33:22,363 --> 00:33:25,825 What's the matter with you? 582 00:33:27,555 --> 00:33:29,340 It was just a weird night. Okay? 583 00:33:29,444 --> 00:33:31,697 I just want to, like, relax and forget about it. 584 00:33:32,332 --> 00:33:33,666 With Lizzy? 585 00:33:34,334 --> 00:33:36,036 Yeah, with your Philly girlfriend. 586 00:33:36,061 --> 00:33:37,061 Come on, you know... 587 00:33:37,086 --> 00:33:38,871 We've been friends since we were 14. 588 00:33:38,921 --> 00:33:41,215 You know, she's close like that with everybody. 589 00:33:41,382 --> 00:33:46,738 She was drunk, and she just broke up with her boyfriend, so she's been 590 00:33:46,763 --> 00:33:49,974 a little weird, but that's just her. 591 00:33:51,123 --> 00:33:55,085 If a guy friend had acted like that towards me, you would have been so angry. 592 00:33:55,874 --> 00:33:56,998 I don't think so. 593 00:33:57,415 --> 00:33:58,866 I think I would have understood. 594 00:33:58,891 --> 00:34:00,301 Understood what? 595 00:34:00,326 --> 00:34:03,980 God! What was with her going on and on about how in love she was with you? 596 00:34:04,030 --> 00:34:05,773 Okay, Tessa, that's not fair. 597 00:34:05,798 --> 00:34:07,925 All right? 598 00:34:08,993 --> 00:34:10,987 You've slept with her, haven't you? 599 00:34:11,037 --> 00:34:12,663 No. 600 00:34:15,249 --> 00:34:16,659 - I... - What? 601 00:34:16,709 --> 00:34:17,994 Nothing, I... 602 00:34:18,044 --> 00:34:19,579 She gave me a handjob once. 603 00:34:19,629 --> 00:34:20,747 One winter break. 604 00:34:20,772 --> 00:34:21,915 That's disgusting. 605 00:34:21,965 --> 00:34:23,416 Why is that disgusting? 606 00:34:23,466 --> 00:34:25,585 Because she's so fucking desperate. 607 00:34:25,635 --> 00:34:30,014 It's like this goo oozing off her body, this desperate, stinking goo. 608 00:34:30,891 --> 00:34:34,042 "I just want to peel the skin off your face and eat it" "you were so cute." 609 00:34:34,067 --> 00:34:35,095 God, fucking psycho. 610 00:34:35,145 --> 00:34:37,179 I have watched guys flirt with you, okay? 611 00:34:37,229 --> 00:34:40,399 And I've just taken it because you're an attractive girl and I like... 612 00:34:41,108 --> 00:34:42,935 No, you know what it is? 613 00:34:42,985 --> 00:34:45,494 I'm proud to be with a girl who is as beautiful and 614 00:34:45,518 --> 00:34:48,532 magnetic as you are that so many guys are attracted to her. 615 00:34:49,617 --> 00:34:53,871 Okay, what? 616 00:34:54,955 --> 00:34:58,209 My God, would you stop just looking at me like that? 617 00:35:00,127 --> 00:35:02,755 You are so ridiculous. 618 00:35:04,715 --> 00:35:08,094 I have no words for how stupid you sound right now. 619 00:35:10,017 --> 00:35:15,302 Okay, look, why don't you just... 620 00:35:15,327 --> 00:35:17,580 come sit down, have breakfast, okay? 621 00:35:19,439 --> 00:35:20,445 Come on. 622 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:22,106 You sound like you're talking to a dog. Fuck off. 623 00:35:22,131 --> 00:35:24,831 Oh my God! I am just trying to move past this stupid fight we're having 624 00:35:24,894 --> 00:35:26,295 about absolutely nothing. 625 00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:27,814 I mean, what do you want me to say? Huh? 626 00:35:27,864 --> 00:35:29,907 That Lizzie is desperate 627 00:35:30,491 --> 00:35:34,028 and pathetic, and you shouldn't compare yourself to her at all. 628 00:35:34,078 --> 00:35:36,760 Yeah? Does that satisfy you to hear that about a perfectly innocent girl 629 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:40,205 who just got a little bit too drunk last night? 630 00:35:46,934 --> 00:35:52,231 I would also add that you guys are pathetic losers stuck in the past. 631 00:35:53,723 --> 00:36:01,647 God, it is so painful for you to shove your sad, sad nostalgia down my throat. 632 00:36:05,526 --> 00:36:07,774 What the fuck! 633 00:36:09,488 --> 00:36:11,198 I'm going to take a shower. 634 00:36:13,617 --> 00:36:16,662 I'm not cleaning this up. 635 00:36:20,499 --> 00:36:23,919 I'm not cleaning this up! 636 00:37:01,999 --> 00:37:03,081 I didn't clean it up. 637 00:37:03,106 --> 00:37:04,744 Yeah, I heard you the first hundred times. 638 00:37:04,794 --> 00:37:06,579 - So it's still there. - So? 639 00:37:06,928 --> 00:37:10,278 So we're guests here, so why don't you go and clean it up 640 00:37:10,303 --> 00:37:11,521 up before Adam comes out and is like, 641 00:37:11,568 --> 00:37:12,586 "What the fuck?" 642 00:37:12,611 --> 00:37:15,321 I don't give a fuck what that guy thinks, alright? 643 00:37:16,472 --> 00:37:18,349 You're horrible. 644 00:37:20,100 --> 00:37:22,094 Listen. Okay. 645 00:37:22,144 --> 00:37:26,136 Hey, if I go clean it up, all right, will you forget whatever bullshit you 646 00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:30,152 thought happened last night and we can just move on with our fucking day? 647 00:37:30,882 --> 00:37:32,625 Tessa, come on. 648 00:37:34,740 --> 00:37:35,908 I mean, that sounds like 649 00:37:37,201 --> 00:37:39,787 a pretty good deal to me, right? 650 00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,537 Tessa, please. 651 00:37:45,107 --> 00:37:47,932 I can't keep doing this. Just... 652 00:37:50,464 --> 00:37:56,637 will you please be nice to me again? 653 00:38:04,562 --> 00:38:05,562 Fine. 654 00:38:06,522 --> 00:38:08,816 Okay. Okay. 655 00:38:08,941 --> 00:38:10,442 I love you. 656 00:38:13,279 --> 00:38:15,489 I'm sorry. 657 00:38:16,407 --> 00:38:19,451 I'm sorry. I love you. 658 00:38:22,496 --> 00:38:24,206 I love you too. 659 00:38:26,667 --> 00:38:27,667 Do you, um... 660 00:38:28,888 --> 00:38:31,935 Do you not want Lizzy to do the video anymore? 661 00:38:33,090 --> 00:38:34,550 No, it's fine. 662 00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,794 Okay? It's not a big deal. 663 00:38:36,844 --> 00:38:37,962 But she, um. 664 00:38:38,012 --> 00:38:39,012 She asked yesterday. 665 00:38:39,054 --> 00:38:42,174 She seem pretty excited, but it's not a big deal. 666 00:38:42,224 --> 00:38:44,852 No. She should still do it. 667 00:38:46,020 --> 00:38:47,563 - You sure? - Yeah. 668 00:38:48,564 --> 00:38:49,857 Stop asking me. 669 00:39:00,034 --> 00:39:03,746 Today I have a very special guest with me. 670 00:39:04,830 --> 00:39:06,699 This is Lizzy. 671 00:39:06,749 --> 00:39:10,348 I just met her last night for the first time 672 00:39:10,961 --> 00:39:14,965 and she went to high school with my boyfriend. 673 00:39:16,258 --> 00:39:19,345 And I'm also very excited 674 00:39:21,805 --> 00:39:26,226 to be using some local products today. 675 00:39:37,363 --> 00:39:42,489 They're called "City of Sisterly Love" 676 00:39:46,705 --> 00:39:51,498 "Serums for hair, skin" 677 00:39:52,419 --> 00:39:54,167 "and soul." 678 00:39:57,174 --> 00:40:00,344 I'm going to be using 679 00:40:02,137 --> 00:40:04,848 a few drops 680 00:40:05,557 --> 00:40:08,560 of the concentrated 681 00:40:08,936 --> 00:40:11,800 body oil, 682 00:40:19,129 --> 00:40:21,207 which smells 683 00:40:21,699 --> 00:40:25,506 absolutely amazing. 684 00:40:34,394 --> 00:40:38,382 Lizzy, you want to take a deep breath in and out for me. 685 00:42:17,606 --> 00:42:19,900 You can relax again. 686 00:42:42,756 --> 00:42:44,758 Wasting no time. 687 00:42:44,967 --> 00:42:45,967 Yeah. 688 00:42:49,054 --> 00:42:50,722 You sure you can't come? 689 00:42:51,515 --> 00:42:53,696 No. They have this big profile coming out 690 00:42:53,721 --> 00:42:57,048 in some magazine and they want this before that. 691 00:43:02,151 --> 00:43:04,103 Why are you changing your shirt? 692 00:43:04,153 --> 00:43:05,153 What? 693 00:43:05,988 --> 00:43:08,065 Why are you changing your shirt? 694 00:43:08,115 --> 00:43:09,566 I'm going to a nice dinner. 695 00:43:09,616 --> 00:43:11,243 I want to look nice. 696 00:43:11,931 --> 00:43:13,933 But the other shirt was nice. 697 00:43:15,747 --> 00:43:17,416 This one's nicer. 698 00:43:18,336 --> 00:43:21,089 You don't even wear shirts like that when we go out. 699 00:43:21,420 --> 00:43:23,205 What... 700 00:43:23,255 --> 00:43:25,424 What are you even talking about? 701 00:43:25,838 --> 00:43:28,132 Nothing. I just... 702 00:43:31,013 --> 00:43:32,013 Just what? 703 00:43:34,850 --> 00:43:35,850 Nothing. 704 00:43:36,810 --> 00:43:39,429 It's just that your friends already find you so intimidating. 705 00:43:39,479 --> 00:43:41,648 You don't want to show off by looking so good. 706 00:43:45,485 --> 00:43:46,945 Suck up. 707 00:43:58,676 --> 00:44:01,514 What stops you from acting on it? 708 00:44:02,669 --> 00:44:05,005 Acting on what? 709 00:44:06,006 --> 00:44:07,628 I mean, the relationship. 710 00:44:09,176 --> 00:44:11,566 We've talked about it in previous sessions 711 00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:14,198 and it feels like it could be positive for you in the long run. 712 00:44:15,974 --> 00:44:18,894 So what's stopping you? 713 00:44:22,940 --> 00:44:24,983 Loving someone like Ben feels... 714 00:44:26,068 --> 00:44:27,707 really lonely... 715 00:44:28,800 --> 00:44:33,424 because as much as I complain about him and know things aren't working 716 00:44:33,449 --> 00:44:36,186 or they could be and I just don't know how to get us there, 717 00:44:36,249 --> 00:44:38,648 maybe that's the same thing. 718 00:44:39,456 --> 00:44:44,494 I feel so much for him and I see so much in him that no one else does. 719 00:44:44,544 --> 00:44:48,875 And I mean, you can't explain what compels you to someone else. 720 00:44:48,925 --> 00:44:51,510 You just feel it in your whole body. 721 00:44:53,262 --> 00:44:55,985 And that's why I think it's so lonely, 722 00:44:56,024 --> 00:45:00,696 because you can love someone so much and not be able to share that with anyone. 723 00:45:01,812 --> 00:45:04,731 Do you think Ben feels the same? 724 00:45:06,024 --> 00:45:08,986 I don't think Ben ever feels lonely. 725 00:45:10,112 --> 00:45:11,839 I think that's the main difference between us. 726 00:45:11,863 --> 00:45:16,827 I think that's, like, where all this conflict comes from, right? 727 00:45:18,495 --> 00:45:20,372 Do you feel lonely often? 728 00:45:27,283 --> 00:45:28,409 Tessa? 729 00:45:44,771 --> 00:45:47,524 It's hard to explain. 730 00:45:50,402 --> 00:45:53,363 Sometimes I play this game with myself where I... 731 00:45:55,082 --> 00:45:59,098 I pretend that a spirit's been inhabiting my body 732 00:45:59,123 --> 00:46:01,717 and then, you know, I get control back 733 00:46:01,742 --> 00:46:04,874 and I come to and I really have to quickly gauge where I am. 734 00:46:04,916 --> 00:46:08,312 And, you know, I think, "Oh, you know," 735 00:46:08,337 --> 00:46:10,797 "this must be my mom or, oh," 736 00:46:11,089 --> 00:46:13,834 "I'm in a caf� drinking coffee and reading a book." 737 00:46:13,884 --> 00:46:15,260 And I think, 738 00:46:15,552 --> 00:46:18,322 you know, sometimes I play this game with Ben, 739 00:46:18,354 --> 00:46:21,166 and for a lot of the instances, I don't know if I would... um, 740 00:46:22,934 --> 00:46:27,272 that I would recognize that I was with him, like, that he was my partner. 741 00:46:29,232 --> 00:46:31,651 It's like I don't belong to him. 742 00:46:33,653 --> 00:46:35,530 Do you want to belong to him? 743 00:46:38,158 --> 00:46:39,201 Yes. 744 00:46:40,952 --> 00:46:42,454 Why? 745 00:46:50,128 --> 00:46:52,047 Because it means I've won. 746 00:47:16,738 --> 00:47:18,865 You can see it's kind of like a human head. 747 00:47:19,116 --> 00:47:22,494 So sound travels in through these ears. 748 00:47:23,203 --> 00:47:24,203 And then 749 00:47:24,407 --> 00:47:26,951 it replicates what it would sound like inside of your head. 750 00:47:26,976 --> 00:47:31,147 So it sounds really realistic and amplified. 751 00:47:33,338 --> 00:47:34,916 Do you want to put your headphones on? 752 00:47:34,941 --> 00:47:36,901 Yeah. 753 00:47:41,242 --> 00:47:50,493 So I'm going to start whispering into it and moving my head around 754 00:47:50,897 --> 00:47:57,779 and maybe I'll even tap on the ears a little bit. 755 00:48:01,700 --> 00:48:07,239 And don't you see how it sounds like it's coming from inside of your head? 756 00:48:07,289 --> 00:48:09,157 Like I'm actually touching you? 757 00:48:09,207 --> 00:48:11,501 Yeah, it's... It's really cool. 758 00:48:13,712 --> 00:48:17,841 Could... Um, could you do it again? 759 00:48:18,425 --> 00:48:20,260 Yeah. 760 00:48:52,584 --> 00:48:54,148 Sorry. Do you need the kitchen or something? 761 00:48:54,173 --> 00:48:56,550 No, I'm going out. 762 00:48:58,554 --> 00:49:01,564 I'm a part of an ultimate Frisbee group, 763 00:49:01,589 --> 00:49:04,962 so I'm going to go meet them at Fairmount Park. 764 00:49:05,889 --> 00:49:06,889 Cool. 765 00:49:07,671 --> 00:49:09,547 Yeah. Lance? 766 00:49:10,560 --> 00:49:13,180 He was a part of it and told me I should join. 767 00:49:13,230 --> 00:49:16,900 It's actually really fun and the people are really nice. 768 00:49:17,901 --> 00:49:18,901 That's great. 769 00:49:19,584 --> 00:49:21,703 - I hope you have fun. - See you later. 770 00:49:21,988 --> 00:49:23,365 Bye. 771 00:49:32,631 --> 00:49:34,508 Hello? 772 00:49:36,044 --> 00:49:37,044 Hi. 773 00:49:37,754 --> 00:49:39,089 Hi. It's us. 774 00:49:42,050 --> 00:49:44,586 Alright, princess. Pretty, pretty princess. 775 00:49:44,636 --> 00:49:46,505 Inside you go. 776 00:49:46,555 --> 00:49:49,808 Hi! Oh, you look cozy. 777 00:49:51,393 --> 00:49:56,106 So your man's got a little drunk tonight, and I had to drive him home. 778 00:49:56,940 --> 00:49:58,817 Where were you guys? 779 00:50:00,318 --> 00:50:03,104 Well, they were at a bar, and I went home to walk my dog after dinner. 780 00:50:03,154 --> 00:50:05,380 And next thing I know, all the guys are calling me 781 00:50:05,405 --> 00:50:08,250 to pick them up like I'm their fucking chauffeur. 782 00:50:10,495 --> 00:50:11,580 I'm sorry. 783 00:50:12,122 --> 00:50:13,373 It's whatever. 784 00:50:14,291 --> 00:50:16,368 I'll see you at the reunion tomorrow, yeah? 785 00:50:16,418 --> 00:50:18,002 - Yeah. - Okay. 786 00:50:19,413 --> 00:50:21,957 - Bye Benjamin. - Bye Lizzy. 787 00:50:22,716 --> 00:50:23,917 Love you. 788 00:50:23,967 --> 00:50:24,968 I love you. 789 00:50:26,636 --> 00:50:27,929 Bye. 790 00:50:34,227 --> 00:50:36,513 - Hi. - Mmm. 791 00:50:36,563 --> 00:50:38,064 Oh my God. You're wasted. 792 00:50:38,523 --> 00:50:41,038 Mm. What are you doing? 793 00:50:41,985 --> 00:50:45,280 You know, just reading and having a little vino. 794 00:50:45,655 --> 00:50:46,815 A little vino. 795 00:50:46,865 --> 00:50:47,865 Yeah. 796 00:50:53,144 --> 00:50:55,354 That feels good. 797 00:50:55,790 --> 00:50:57,417 I know. 798 00:51:01,513 --> 00:51:03,794 I'm really sorry about today. 799 00:51:06,926 --> 00:51:07,926 I know. 800 00:51:10,305 --> 00:51:12,606 I can't believe I threw an iced coffee at you. 801 00:51:12,631 --> 00:51:13,749 Like, what the fuck. 802 00:51:13,774 --> 00:51:16,560 - The iced part. - Yeah. That's what really got you. 803 00:51:16,585 --> 00:51:18,963 Yeah, that was fucked up. 804 00:51:26,905 --> 00:51:28,615 I'm a shit boyfriend. 805 00:51:29,394 --> 00:51:31,346 I'm a really shitty boyfriend. 806 00:51:31,576 --> 00:51:33,036 Don't say that. 807 00:51:34,329 --> 00:51:36,156 Your thighs are so soft... 808 00:51:36,206 --> 00:51:38,333 I love you so much. 809 00:51:41,419 --> 00:51:43,630 I love you too. 810 00:51:52,972 --> 00:51:55,073 Fuck, Lizzy. Yeah? 811 00:51:55,098 --> 00:51:56,725 Hm? Yeah, sure. 812 00:51:57,143 --> 00:51:59,262 Did she say anything about me tonight? 813 00:51:59,312 --> 00:52:00,897 What would she have said? 814 00:52:01,564 --> 00:52:03,308 Just about how the video went. 815 00:52:03,358 --> 00:52:05,819 No, no, it didn't come up. 816 00:52:06,027 --> 00:52:07,027 Okay. 817 00:52:10,941 --> 00:52:13,394 Lizzy's a good person, Tessa. 818 00:52:13,702 --> 00:52:15,111 You just don't know her. 819 00:52:15,161 --> 00:52:16,705 But she's a good person. 820 00:52:19,916 --> 00:52:21,876 We're all good people. 821 00:52:22,752 --> 00:52:23,752 Sure. 822 00:52:30,093 --> 00:52:31,093 Okay. 823 00:52:31,594 --> 00:52:33,178 Go to sleep. Okay? 824 00:52:36,057 --> 00:52:39,102 But not on me. Come on. 825 00:52:39,561 --> 00:52:40,854 Where are you going? 826 00:52:42,397 --> 00:52:45,233 I'm just going to sit on the couch and hang out for a little bit. 827 00:52:46,776 --> 00:52:47,776 Why? 828 00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,658 It's just kind of stuffy in here. 829 00:52:49,904 --> 00:52:51,156 Go to sleep. 830 00:53:20,351 --> 00:53:22,145 Hey, how was it? 831 00:53:24,105 --> 00:53:28,276 Really fun. I'm really sweaty. 832 00:54:25,291 --> 00:54:26,835 Hey, man. 833 00:54:27,836 --> 00:54:30,672 Just wanted to check in. 834 00:54:31,089 --> 00:54:33,758 I... I hope your mom's doing okay. 835 00:54:34,527 --> 00:54:39,740 I wanted to tell you that the first guests are here, and... 836 00:54:40,473 --> 00:54:42,550 they're, they're kind of weird. 837 00:54:42,600 --> 00:54:46,888 Um, but, yeah, you can call me back later. 838 00:54:46,938 --> 00:54:48,139 I'll call you or... 839 00:54:48,189 --> 00:54:50,141 Yeah, I'll talk to you later. 840 00:54:50,191 --> 00:54:51,191 See ya. 841 00:55:14,870 --> 00:55:16,370 Hey, um... 842 00:55:16,759 --> 00:55:17,759 Tessa? 843 00:55:18,678 --> 00:55:19,678 Yeah? 844 00:55:21,389 --> 00:55:22,970 Um... 845 00:55:31,180 --> 00:55:32,696 So... 846 00:55:33,860 --> 00:55:35,441 It was, um, 847 00:55:36,279 --> 00:55:38,615 really nice 848 00:55:39,032 --> 00:55:44,867 when you were doing that like, that thing with the microphone. 849 00:55:45,494 --> 00:55:46,704 And I was 850 00:55:47,736 --> 00:55:50,071 wondering if we could 851 00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,890 um, like, do that again? 852 00:55:56,084 --> 00:55:59,045 I could pay you or something. 853 00:56:00,887 --> 00:56:07,927 I know that it's, um, I know that it's really weird, but like, um, I don't know. 854 00:56:07,977 --> 00:56:12,248 It was, um, it was really nice. 855 00:56:12,273 --> 00:56:15,934 And I... 856 00:56:17,820 --> 00:56:20,615 it helped me, like, calm down. 857 00:56:25,028 --> 00:56:26,480 Um... okay. 858 00:56:26,983 --> 00:56:31,279 This is awkward. This is, like, really weird. 859 00:56:35,880 --> 00:56:36,880 It's, um. 860 00:56:37,256 --> 00:56:38,633 It's just that... 861 00:56:41,886 --> 00:56:43,471 I haven't, like, 862 00:56:43,805 --> 00:56:47,529 had someone around 863 00:56:47,642 --> 00:56:51,266 who would treat me like that for 864 00:56:52,355 --> 00:56:57,193 a while, and it's been something I've missed. And... 865 00:57:00,154 --> 00:57:02,945 I don't know, like, especially, like, since Lance left, 866 00:57:02,970 --> 00:57:06,203 I've felt, like, like, really 867 00:57:07,245 --> 00:57:10,164 lonely, I guess. 868 00:57:12,917 --> 00:57:15,211 Oh, I'm sorry. 869 00:57:15,628 --> 00:57:17,839 You don't have to be. Just... 870 00:57:19,590 --> 00:57:22,885 It was... It was just nice. 871 00:57:28,417 --> 00:57:31,495 I wonder, I, um. 872 00:57:32,061 --> 00:57:36,566 Have you ever had a girlfriend or a partner before? 873 00:57:37,525 --> 00:57:39,694 Yeah. I did. 874 00:57:40,278 --> 00:57:43,322 In college for a little while. 875 00:57:44,157 --> 00:57:45,908 What happened? 876 00:57:50,371 --> 00:57:52,999 She just, um. 877 00:57:54,000 --> 00:57:56,669 She just, like, didn't like me 878 00:57:57,920 --> 00:57:59,464 that much after a while. 879 00:58:00,757 --> 00:58:03,459 She said I never left her alone. 880 00:58:03,509 --> 00:58:06,304 She got um, just like, tired of me or... 881 00:58:06,888 --> 00:58:08,931 something like that. 882 00:58:12,101 --> 00:58:16,564 I'm not really good at talking to women. 883 00:58:18,024 --> 00:58:21,873 That's why it was really cool living with Lance 884 00:58:21,912 --> 00:58:24,673 because he was like, really, like, smooth with the ladies, you know? 885 00:58:24,698 --> 00:58:26,878 And he would, like, give me tips and, 886 00:58:26,903 --> 00:58:29,821 like, sometimes when I was talking to a girl online and like, 887 00:58:29,846 --> 00:58:30,928 didn't know what to say. 888 00:58:30,953 --> 00:58:33,915 He would like, type everything out for me. 889 00:58:34,916 --> 00:58:36,417 He sounds like a really good roommate. 890 00:58:37,585 --> 00:58:40,308 I mean, he's like my best friend. 891 00:58:40,713 --> 00:58:43,549 He's like the best friend. He's like the coolest guy ever. 892 00:58:44,967 --> 00:58:47,720 I wish you could meet him. 893 00:58:49,097 --> 00:58:52,536 He's that kind of person, you know, the kind of person that you want 894 00:58:53,091 --> 00:58:55,567 every other person to get to know. 895 00:58:58,231 --> 00:58:59,315 I love that. 896 00:59:01,329 --> 00:59:02,414 What? 897 00:59:02,985 --> 00:59:05,154 What you just said. 898 00:59:06,781 --> 00:59:11,911 Sometimes I feel like I don't know a lot of really good people. 899 00:59:14,372 --> 00:59:16,874 They're hard to find. 900 00:59:18,042 --> 00:59:20,419 I know I'm not one of them. 901 00:59:23,422 --> 00:59:24,422 I uh... 902 00:59:25,466 --> 00:59:27,677 I try to be, but... 903 00:59:30,054 --> 00:59:31,635 I don't know. 904 00:59:33,099 --> 00:59:36,018 Why don't you think you're one of them? 905 00:59:38,020 --> 00:59:43,442 Well... people, like... 906 00:59:46,070 --> 00:59:50,324 I don't have a lot of friends 907 00:59:51,200 --> 00:59:54,508 and people don't seem, like, 908 00:59:56,247 --> 00:59:58,833 happy to see me. 909 01:00:02,756 --> 01:00:07,177 People are always happy to see Lance. 910 01:00:22,982 --> 01:00:23,982 Here. 911 01:00:26,694 --> 01:00:27,694 What? 912 01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:33,889 Just close your eyes. 913 01:02:05,751 --> 01:02:07,703 What are you guys doing? 914 01:02:07,753 --> 01:02:10,982 Oh, um, you know, 915 01:02:11,007 --> 01:02:15,281 Adam was just curious about the ASMR stuff, 916 01:02:15,306 --> 01:02:18,461 so I just thought I'd show him what it felt like. 917 01:02:21,642 --> 01:02:22,642 Well, 918 01:02:23,811 --> 01:02:26,564 Adam, it definitely looked like you were enjoying yourself. 919 01:02:30,026 --> 01:02:32,566 Don't let me interrupt you guys. 920 01:02:40,536 --> 01:02:43,572 No, seriously, can we keep going? 921 01:02:43,622 --> 01:02:44,623 Ben... 922 01:02:45,082 --> 01:02:46,951 No. Tessa. I'm serious. 923 01:02:47,001 --> 01:02:48,878 Just don't stop. 924 01:02:51,471 --> 01:02:56,017 I mean you can't stop when he's that close, right? 925 01:02:57,970 --> 01:02:58,970 My God... 926 01:03:00,514 --> 01:03:02,725 you guys are... 927 01:03:32,755 --> 01:03:34,853 You're not even going to say anything? 928 01:03:38,219 --> 01:03:43,516 I don't know what to say, because whatever I say is going to make you angry. 929 01:03:44,308 --> 01:03:46,765 Well, I'm allowed to be angry, right? 930 01:03:50,106 --> 01:03:52,103 What the fuck were you doing? 931 01:03:53,609 --> 01:03:55,528 What I always do. 932 01:03:55,986 --> 01:03:57,488 What do you always do? 933 01:03:58,656 --> 01:03:59,990 ASMR. 934 01:04:00,866 --> 01:04:04,737 Tessa. Can you stop treating me like I'm a fucking idiot? 935 01:04:04,787 --> 01:04:05,787 It's really exhausting. 936 01:04:05,830 --> 01:04:07,957 - But that's what I was doing. - Why? 937 01:04:08,499 --> 01:04:10,284 I don't know. Because I was... 938 01:04:10,334 --> 01:04:13,754 I was bored and a little drunk and I don't know. 939 01:04:17,632 --> 01:04:21,467 I cannot believe you getting so pissed at whatever bullshit 940 01:04:21,492 --> 01:04:22,998 you thought went down with Lizzy 941 01:04:23,023 --> 01:04:25,987 when you have been pampering this complete, like, fucking stranger 942 01:04:26,012 --> 01:04:28,911 who's been staring at us with his fucking bug eyes all weekend. 943 01:04:28,936 --> 01:04:30,997 You're acting like he was, like, a rapist or something. 944 01:04:31,021 --> 01:04:34,309 I offered. He didn't force me into anything. I offered. 945 01:04:34,359 --> 01:04:35,893 Women do that! They, like, offer. 946 01:04:35,943 --> 01:04:39,363 They think quiet weird guys are sympathetic and it is 947 01:04:39,697 --> 01:04:41,866 very fucking annoying. Why do you do that? 948 01:04:42,116 --> 01:04:43,859 I was just trying to be nice to him. 949 01:04:43,909 --> 01:04:47,029 We were just talking about how lonely he was and it was just like... 950 01:04:47,079 --> 01:04:48,598 It wasn't even like he was an adult man. 951 01:04:48,622 --> 01:04:51,249 It was just like he was this boy and he wants someone to talk to him like that. 952 01:04:51,274 --> 01:04:53,452 That's great! I'm so happy that you've bonded. 953 01:04:53,502 --> 01:04:55,712 Is this why you've been hanging back, staying in? 954 01:04:55,737 --> 01:04:56,780 No. 955 01:04:57,819 --> 01:04:59,418 It's because I... I don't... 956 01:04:59,468 --> 01:05:00,876 I don't know how to be here. 957 01:05:00,926 --> 01:05:03,462 I don't know what to do, how to act around your friends here. 958 01:05:03,512 --> 01:05:05,612 Oh! Okay! So it's that you're not the center of attention, 959 01:05:05,644 --> 01:05:08,409 so you have to rope some fucking weirdo into making you feel important. 960 01:05:08,434 --> 01:05:09,435 That's it? 961 01:05:10,719 --> 01:05:13,414 You think I'm that hungry for attention? That I'm that desperate? 962 01:05:13,439 --> 01:05:15,024 No! But you definitely like it! 963 01:05:15,608 --> 01:05:17,601 You definitely aren't telling him to stop 964 01:05:17,633 --> 01:05:20,508 even when it's about to cross a thin fucking line. 965 01:05:21,071 --> 01:05:23,628 You'd rather he keep going till the last possible second 966 01:05:23,698 --> 01:05:25,880 and then you can act terrified by the fact 967 01:05:25,919 --> 01:05:28,262 that he wants you as if you didn't know the whole fucking time, Tessa! 968 01:05:28,287 --> 01:05:30,823 Of course I know! 969 01:05:30,873 --> 01:05:33,367 But that doesn't mean this is all so conniving. 970 01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:35,744 I can't help how he feels about me, so I'm just... 971 01:05:35,794 --> 01:05:38,023 I'm just trying to be nice to him. I'm not trying to fuck him. 972 01:05:38,047 --> 01:05:39,423 Does he know that? 973 01:05:39,590 --> 01:05:40,708 Does he know that? 974 01:05:40,758 --> 01:05:42,152 I don't think he fucking knows that. 975 01:05:42,176 --> 01:05:43,731 And I think you want to keep it that way 976 01:05:43,763 --> 01:05:46,216 because I don't think you actually give a shit about this guy. 977 01:05:46,555 --> 01:05:48,355 You reward him because he gives you attention. 978 01:05:48,390 --> 01:05:51,010 You comfort him because he gives you attention. 979 01:05:51,060 --> 01:05:53,387 That's why you hate Lizzy. 980 01:05:53,437 --> 01:05:54,763 That's why you hate Lizzy. 981 01:05:54,813 --> 01:05:57,350 But you'll... you'll cuddle up next to this absolute fucking pervert. 982 01:05:57,525 --> 01:05:58,525 Is that right? 983 01:05:59,652 --> 01:06:02,020 You always have to make everything so disgusting. 984 01:06:02,045 --> 01:06:04,256 No. No, Tessa. 985 01:06:05,658 --> 01:06:06,784 Oh, come on. 986 01:06:07,493 --> 01:06:08,702 That's you. 987 01:06:09,397 --> 01:06:11,634 Because you're the one out there touching that guy making him 988 01:06:11,673 --> 01:06:15,244 think he actually had a fucking chance with you, right? 989 01:06:19,713 --> 01:06:22,633 Well, maybe I wanted him to think that. 990 01:06:23,759 --> 01:06:27,596 Maybe that's the only way you keep a guy being nice to you. 991 01:06:29,348 --> 01:06:31,758 Maybe I wanted to reward someone 992 01:06:31,813 --> 01:06:35,579 for being generous to me and let me be generous to them. 993 01:06:36,237 --> 01:06:39,495 Maybe I want to feel like there was something else 994 01:06:39,628 --> 01:06:43,587 besides this miserable, miserable cycle we're in 995 01:06:43,612 --> 01:06:45,418 of not knowing how to treat each other, 996 01:06:45,443 --> 01:06:48,217 how to talk to each other, how to actually be nice to each other. 997 01:06:48,242 --> 01:06:51,096 Always being so cool and nonchalant and judgmental and shit talking! 998 01:06:51,120 --> 01:06:53,997 Hey, don't act like you don't like my fucking shit talking, okay? 999 01:06:54,039 --> 01:06:55,991 Don't act like I'm some horrible fucking man! 1000 01:06:56,041 --> 01:06:57,519 But sometimes you act like a horrible man! 1001 01:06:57,543 --> 01:07:01,142 Yeah! But sometimes you are a horrible fucking woman, okay? 1002 01:07:02,579 --> 01:07:08,566 Because what you were doing out there that was so nice and charitable to Adam, 1003 01:07:09,597 --> 01:07:12,341 you know that that fucking hurt me, right? 1004 01:07:13,238 --> 01:07:15,177 You know that hurt me. 1005 01:07:15,227 --> 01:07:20,353 All this is is actually really fucking hurting me. 1006 01:07:23,527 --> 01:07:25,108 I'm sorry. 1007 01:07:26,488 --> 01:07:28,524 I don't know how I got to where I was. 1008 01:07:28,574 --> 01:07:31,201 Suddenly I was there. It felt good. 1009 01:07:31,410 --> 01:07:33,466 So I kept going. 1010 01:07:35,789 --> 01:07:37,620 What felt good? 1011 01:07:39,001 --> 01:07:40,619 - What felt good? - I don't know. 1012 01:07:40,669 --> 01:07:41,735 What felt good? Hurting me? 1013 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:43,460 No, of course not. 1014 01:07:45,215 --> 01:07:46,963 The attention. 1015 01:07:48,469 --> 01:07:49,628 - The attention? - Okay. 1016 01:07:49,678 --> 01:07:52,089 Yes, maybe. I don't know. Just stop asking me. 1017 01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:54,058 Yes, yes, yes! 1018 01:07:58,312 --> 01:08:01,015 And I don't really know what to do here. 1019 01:08:01,065 --> 01:08:02,066 This is... 1020 01:08:04,318 --> 01:08:08,522 really fucking strange Tessa, you're... 1021 01:08:08,572 --> 01:08:14,236 You're weirding me out. I, ugh, I really don't know how to deal with this. 1022 01:08:15,454 --> 01:08:17,831 I don't really know how to deal with you. 1023 01:08:19,089 --> 01:08:22,707 Okay... what do you want me to say? 1024 01:08:24,421 --> 01:08:26,707 That I feel bad for him? 1025 01:08:26,757 --> 01:08:31,107 That I fucking pity him because he's sad and strange 1026 01:08:31,162 --> 01:08:33,943 and he seems to only have one friend who he's fully obsessed with, 1027 01:08:33,974 --> 01:08:35,553 who might be imaginary? 1028 01:08:40,646 --> 01:08:41,646 Okay. 1029 01:08:42,856 --> 01:08:43,856 What? 1030 01:08:45,067 --> 01:08:46,735 I also thought that. 1031 01:08:51,699 --> 01:08:52,991 I fully think so. 1032 01:08:57,913 --> 01:08:59,498 You're such a fucking freak. 1033 01:09:00,541 --> 01:09:02,334 Yeah, sort of. 1034 01:09:05,337 --> 01:09:07,840 What were you guys even talking about? 1035 01:09:08,590 --> 01:09:10,994 He was just going on and on about how amazing Lance is. 1036 01:09:11,018 --> 01:09:12,169 No one's named Lance. 1037 01:09:12,219 --> 01:09:13,637 Yeah, I know. 1038 01:09:15,973 --> 01:09:17,182 Then what? 1039 01:09:20,018 --> 01:09:21,061 And then 1040 01:09:23,647 --> 01:09:28,185 - I saw him in his baggy gym shorts... - Oh my God. 1041 01:09:28,235 --> 01:09:30,354 And I just knew I had to touch him. 1042 01:09:30,404 --> 01:09:31,947 Shut the fuck up. 1043 01:09:32,823 --> 01:09:33,824 And then 1044 01:09:34,408 --> 01:09:39,594 when he came back from ultimate frisbee, so sweaty, I just couldn't resist him. 1045 01:09:40,080 --> 01:09:41,749 I swear to God. 1046 01:09:43,876 --> 01:09:45,335 And then... 1047 01:09:46,462 --> 01:09:48,213 I saw him 1048 01:09:48,839 --> 01:09:50,299 in his little sweatpants 1049 01:09:51,258 --> 01:09:52,876 and it just made me so wet. 1050 01:09:52,926 --> 01:09:53,926 Oh, yeah. 1051 01:09:54,778 --> 01:10:00,701 Oh, I don't know if I can do this with you 1052 01:10:00,726 --> 01:10:03,061 after having Adam. 1053 01:10:04,480 --> 01:10:08,066 No! It just won't be the same! 1054 01:10:25,209 --> 01:10:33,209 Oh... oh... 1055 01:11:10,796 --> 01:11:13,519 Hey, man, Hi. 1056 01:11:15,175 --> 01:11:16,919 I'm sorry about last night. 1057 01:11:16,969 --> 01:11:17,969 It was, uh, 1058 01:11:18,595 --> 01:11:20,172 it was not cool of me. 1059 01:11:20,222 --> 01:11:21,222 I just... 1060 01:11:22,015 --> 01:11:24,009 I just walked into the weird moment. 1061 01:11:24,059 --> 01:11:29,838 I understand that, but I was being overprotective of Tessa, and... 1062 01:11:30,607 --> 01:11:32,705 that's not me. 1063 01:11:34,319 --> 01:11:35,737 Sure. 1064 01:11:36,989 --> 01:11:42,494 Tessa is a really nice person, and I think she likes to make people feel good. 1065 01:11:43,662 --> 01:11:46,990 Sometimes she struggles with the limitations of that. 1066 01:11:47,688 --> 01:11:49,956 So sorry if she made you feel weird. 1067 01:11:58,135 --> 01:12:00,133 Yeah, I, uh... 1068 01:12:02,556 --> 01:12:06,059 I guess I felt a little weird. 1069 01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:10,230 Yeah. You know, she's touchy. 1070 01:12:13,150 --> 01:12:14,522 Okay. 1071 01:13:34,940 --> 01:13:37,109 - Hey. - Hey. 1072 01:13:37,651 --> 01:13:39,770 What are you up to tonight? 1073 01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:42,698 I'm meeting someone for dinner. 1074 01:13:43,782 --> 01:13:45,046 For a date. 1075 01:13:46,618 --> 01:13:48,745 I'm going to use the bathroom. 1076 01:14:17,610 --> 01:14:20,863 Wow. You're really good at this. 1077 01:14:21,528 --> 01:14:22,562 Thanks. 1078 01:14:22,612 --> 01:14:23,739 I know. 1079 01:14:26,231 --> 01:14:27,641 Did you have fun? 1080 01:14:27,666 --> 01:14:29,710 Yeah, I had so much fun. 1081 01:14:30,412 --> 01:14:34,641 The dancing was so fun and the open bar was so fun. 1082 01:14:35,626 --> 01:14:36,911 - Actually? - Yeah, yeah. 1083 01:14:36,961 --> 01:14:40,839 It's like the high school experience I never had. 1084 01:14:41,965 --> 01:14:43,258 You looked really good. 1085 01:14:43,383 --> 01:14:45,635 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1086 01:14:50,849 --> 01:14:52,225 Come on. 1087 01:14:54,644 --> 01:14:58,690 - Oh, they're home. - Oh. 1088 01:15:00,192 --> 01:15:02,331 They sound really annoying. 1089 01:15:03,612 --> 01:15:04,696 Yeah. 1090 01:15:24,382 --> 01:15:26,143 Oh, wow. Hi. 1091 01:15:26,168 --> 01:15:27,965 Hi. 1092 01:15:48,949 --> 01:15:51,485 You can be as loud as you want. 1093 01:15:51,535 --> 01:15:54,079 Okay. 1094 01:15:56,081 --> 01:15:57,600 Go louder. I like it when you're loud. 1095 01:15:57,624 --> 01:16:00,961 - Oh, oh, oh. - I want to fuck you so bad. 1096 01:16:01,378 --> 01:16:03,038 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1097 01:16:03,088 --> 01:16:05,499 - You're so pretty. - You don't have to say that. 1098 01:16:05,549 --> 01:16:09,761 - I think you're really pretty. - You're really nice. 1099 01:16:15,183 --> 01:16:19,396 - Put your hands in my hair. - Okay. 1100 01:16:30,031 --> 01:16:31,612 What the fuck? 1101 01:16:34,619 --> 01:16:35,829 No, seriously. 1102 01:16:36,246 --> 01:16:37,823 What? What the fuck? 1103 01:16:37,873 --> 01:16:39,745 What is going on? 1104 01:16:41,251 --> 01:16:43,461 Adam's full on fucking, dude. 1105 01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:46,581 Oh my God, that is so fucking gross. 1106 01:16:46,631 --> 01:16:47,833 He said he had a date tonight. 1107 01:16:47,883 --> 01:16:50,832 Oh, well... 1108 01:16:52,304 --> 01:16:55,724 The walls are thinner than I thought. 1109 01:17:01,730 --> 01:17:04,474 I'm going to use the bathroom. 1110 01:17:04,524 --> 01:17:05,524 Okay. 1111 01:17:20,999 --> 01:17:23,210 - You like that, huh? - Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1112 01:17:23,460 --> 01:17:25,003 - Yeah? - Oh, yeah. I really do. 1113 01:17:29,507 --> 01:17:30,707 Okay. Maybe that was too hard. 1114 01:17:31,801 --> 01:17:32,844 Oh, sorry. 1115 01:17:35,478 --> 01:17:36,524 You like that, huh? 1116 01:17:36,549 --> 01:17:37,821 - Yeah. - Louder! 1117 01:17:37,846 --> 01:17:39,223 Yes! 1118 01:18:04,668 --> 01:18:08,171 My butt hurts, like, pretty badly. 1119 01:18:11,383 --> 01:18:12,550 Sorry. 1120 01:18:14,928 --> 01:18:15,928 Shit. 1121 01:18:16,304 --> 01:18:17,931 I'm sorry. 1122 01:18:26,815 --> 01:18:28,646 What the fuck? 1123 01:18:29,317 --> 01:18:30,819 What the fuck. 1124 01:18:32,904 --> 01:18:34,356 Who was that girl? 1125 01:18:34,406 --> 01:18:36,074 I have no idea. 1126 01:18:38,910 --> 01:18:40,403 You still want to have sex? 1127 01:18:40,453 --> 01:18:41,863 - No. - I'm joking. 1128 01:18:41,913 --> 01:18:45,166 - I feel fucking traumatized. - Yeah. Same. 1129 01:18:45,709 --> 01:18:47,335 Jesus Christ. 1130 01:18:49,963 --> 01:18:52,507 And I just wonder what that girl looks like, you know? 1131 01:18:52,799 --> 01:18:53,959 Why do you care? 1132 01:18:54,009 --> 01:18:57,137 I just feel like I can so clearly imagine his type. 1133 01:18:58,471 --> 01:19:00,390 - What's his type? - Like... 1134 01:19:00,598 --> 01:19:04,348 Small, cute, Asian, purple hair or something. 1135 01:19:05,729 --> 01:19:07,097 Small, cute, Asian? 1136 01:19:07,147 --> 01:19:09,649 Yeah, that's clearly his type. 1137 01:19:11,484 --> 01:19:13,612 Well, what's your type, Ben? 1138 01:19:14,046 --> 01:19:15,873 Come on. You know it's different. 1139 01:19:15,947 --> 01:19:19,326 He looks like he has a fetish. 1140 01:19:20,785 --> 01:19:23,321 Maybe people think that about you. 1141 01:19:23,371 --> 01:19:28,918 Tessa, there are other things I like about you apart from you being Asian. Obviously. 1142 01:19:30,284 --> 01:19:31,869 Yeah. Obviously. 1143 01:19:33,271 --> 01:19:35,504 You don't even look that Asian. 1144 01:19:35,985 --> 01:19:37,020 Okay. 1145 01:19:37,045 --> 01:19:38,045 Yeah. 1146 01:19:38,780 --> 01:19:39,989 Sure. 1147 01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:32,598 Hey. 1148 01:21:56,521 --> 01:21:59,607 - Did you see the girl? - No. Here. 1149 01:22:01,154 --> 01:22:02,322 Thanks. 1150 01:22:04,897 --> 01:22:06,488 Let's go soon. 1151 01:22:07,473 --> 01:22:08,473 Yeah. 1152 01:22:08,498 --> 01:22:10,867 I mean, before we have to see Adam again. 1153 01:22:10,892 --> 01:22:12,435 Yes, yeah. Definitely. 1154 01:22:15,043 --> 01:22:17,579 If you want to finish packing, I'll go get the car. 1155 01:22:17,629 --> 01:22:18,630 Okay. Yeah. 1156 01:22:19,547 --> 01:22:21,541 Hey, will you close the window? It's cold in here. 1157 01:22:21,591 --> 01:22:24,135 It doesn't matter. We'll be gone soon anyways. 1158 01:22:29,625 --> 01:22:31,377 - Ben. - Hm? 1159 01:22:31,491 --> 01:22:33,485 What are you smiling about? 1160 01:22:33,519 --> 01:22:36,722 Lizzy just sent me a bunch of funny pictures from last night. 1161 01:22:36,747 --> 01:22:38,749 - You want to see? - No. Later. 1162 01:22:38,774 --> 01:22:42,152 Can you get the car, please? 1163 01:23:50,772 --> 01:23:55,618 I was just... I just wanted to tell you... I... 1164 01:23:56,431 --> 01:23:58,304 I went on a date last night. 1165 01:23:58,354 --> 01:23:59,814 It went well. 1166 01:24:00,164 --> 01:24:01,832 Yeah. Yeah, it was... 1167 01:24:02,400 --> 01:24:04,068 Her name is Kristen. 1168 01:24:05,535 --> 01:24:10,170 I even you know, I did the thing where I picked a restaurant close by, 1169 01:24:10,233 --> 01:24:13,451 and then she came over and we played Super Smash Brothers. 1170 01:24:14,484 --> 01:24:15,944 Yeah, she stayed over. It was... 1171 01:24:17,482 --> 01:24:18,516 It was really nice. 1172 01:24:18,541 --> 01:24:20,460 She was pretty cool. 1173 01:24:20,835 --> 01:24:24,434 I think we'll...we'll each other again. 1174 01:25:02,585 --> 01:25:04,253 All right. 1175 01:25:04,278 --> 01:25:06,780 Let's get this show on the road. 1176 01:25:09,509 --> 01:25:10,802 Tessa? 1177 01:25:13,846 --> 01:25:15,431 Tessa? 1178 01:25:21,062 --> 01:25:22,397 Tessa...